The Z-Files: Alpha to Omega - Arc 01 - Chapter 8
Chapter 8 - "No title" by Gerudo Pimp
Everyone is currently armed with weapons as follows..
The Rock has a KF7 Soviet
Tashi has a sniper rifle
Madcat has a Klobb
Achilles has a Double Barrel Shot-gun
Aaron has a Desert Eagle
Amamda has an Uzi
Oddfellow was not trusted with a gun so he gets a fly-swatter
aka Tifa has an assult Rifle
Judicator has a a Silenced PP7
Arkman001 has an automatic Pistol
Gerudo Pimp has a DD44 Dotsovei....
Everyone opens fire on the Monster
Tashi: He is not moving
Aaron: Yeah..this sucks............
Oddfellow walks up to the monster and starts swatting it....
aka Tifa: hehehehehehehe
aka Tifa: Odd has TP on his shoe
Madcat: Toad Poop???
Gerudo Pimp: No asshole toilet paper
Rock: hey now pimpy no need for that..
Gerudo Pimp: But his shirt says im an asshole
Madcat: Oops...ummmmmm....Look the monster is going to attack oddfellow
Arkman001: WAIT!!! Madcat's shirt says Brass Hole
Aaron: That totally hip band
Madcat: Sure now lets save Odd
Gerudo Pimp: Oddfellow you got TP on your show
Odd: OH man!! how embarrasing
As Odd bends down to get th TP..the monster swings and hits everyone with a sticky translucent goo..that holds them down..but Gerudo Pimp dodged it..
aka Tifa: AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!! Gross...get it OFF OF me!!!
The Rock: What the f--- was that?
Out of nowhere... Shoo arrives with a secret weapon:Tinky Winky... and the monster was in love, but...
Gerudo Pimp:GET THE f--- OUT OF HERE YOU GAY PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
Tashi: El pimpo NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Gerudo Pimp pulls out his DD44 Dotsovei and shoots Tinky Winky in the Head 5 times. The monster was pissed.
Gerudo Pimp: Oh shit!!
The monster ate Gerudo Pimp...
aka Tifa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Aaron: Damn the fool.
Everyone but Shoo is covered in the Goo.
Shoo: Oh f--- me!!
Oddfellow: No f--- ME. I got a mosquito bite.
Achilles: No thanx you two. I'll pass.
Oddfellow: IT ITCHES I CAN'T GET IT...
Shoo: I'll get it
BUT THE monster got him with the goo
Madcat: Poor Pimp
Amanda: yeah..we're all gonna die
All of a sudden the monster screams...
Oddfellow: THE ITCH!!!
Gerudo Pimp was firing Gunshots from inside the Purple monsters belly. All of the bullets split the Goo from everyone..except oddfellow..he was in back..one stray bullet that passed through everyone's goo hit oddfellows mosquito Bite..
Oddfellow: THE itch is gone..
Judicator: Well..the Pimp is crawling out a hole in the purple monster..
aka Tifa: what will we do with him
Gerudo Pimp is breating quite hard and looks pissed
Gerudo Pimp: Crucify the mother f---er
Oddfellow: And make him into a mosquito bite Itch reliefer
What will happen next now that the purple monster was terminated?
End of Chapter 8
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