The Z-Files: Alpha to Omega - Arc 01 - Chapter 6
Chapter 6 - "No title" by The Rock
aka Tifa is transforming into the purple monster she ate earlier.
Tashi: What should we do?
Achilles: Make her throw up the purple thing.
Aaron: Good idea. Amanda, draw a picture of Aeris with Cloud and show it to her.
While Amanda is drawing the others get restless. Gerudo Pimp starts pacing, Judicator walks around, and The Rock starts playing a guitar.
Madcat: Where the hell were you keeping that?
The Rock: What difference does it make? Isn't this weird enough already?
Madcat: Suppose your right...
Amanda shows the picture to aka Tifa, and she throws up the purple creature.
aka Tifa: THAT BITCH IS DEAD! SHE WILL NEVER BE WITH CLOUD! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!
Oddfellow: Ompa lompa doopide do!
Tashi: Now get into your costumes! Gerudo you be Barret. The Rock is Cid. Amanda will be Yuffie. Achilles is Rufus. Madcat is Vincent. Shoo: Tifa. Judiciator is Dio. Liz is Elana. Arkman001 will be Rude. Mebo is Reno, and Oddfellow is Hojo. I'm Sepiroth, and aka Tifa is Aeris.
aka Tifa: I DON'T WANNA BE AERIS DAMMIT!
Oddfellow puts on a robe and cap and starts humming Pomp and Circumstance.
Tashi: No trading! Lets go!
Oddfellow: PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!
Gerudo Pimp: Shaddup Odd...
Oddfellow sings Spice Girls.
The Rock smashes his guitar over Odd's head.
Judicator: Thank you.
Gerudo Pimp: Let's get the damsel already!
Shoo: Hey, we didn't kill the purple thing yet!
ArkMan001: It's getting up!
The Rock: In moments of crisis, just stay calm.
The purple thing grows 10 times it's normal size.
The Rock: HOLY S**T! RUN!
The group starts running for their lives.
Liz: It's gaining on us!
Mebo: We need a car or something, we cant out run it!
Oddfellow: Blue moon, you saw me standing alone
Gerudo Pimp: NOOOOO!!!
Will our heros escape the purple thing? Will they EVER get to that damsel? Will Oddfellow shut up?
Find out, in the next installment of, THE Z-FILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
End of Chapter 6
Notes: Ok, it wasn't great, but I tried...
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