Chapter 6 - "No title" by The Rock

aka Tifa is transforming into the purple monster she ate earlier.

Tashi: What should we do?

Achilles: Make her throw up the purple thing.

Aaron: Good idea. Amanda, draw a picture of Aeris with Cloud and show it to her.

Amanda: Sure.

While Amanda is drawing the others get restless. Gerudo Pimp starts pacing, Judicator walks around, and The Rock starts playing a guitar.

Madcat: Where the hell were you keeping that?

The Rock: What difference does it make? Isn't this weird enough already?

Madcat: Suppose your right...

Amanda: Finished!

Amanda shows the picture to aka Tifa, and she throws up the purple creature.

aka Tifa: THAT BITCH IS DEAD! SHE WILL NEVER BE WITH CLOUD! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!

Oddfellow: Ompa lompa doopide do!

Tashi: Now get into your costumes! Gerudo you be Barret. The Rock is Cid. Amanda will be Yuffie. Achilles is Rufus. Madcat is Vincent. Shoo: Tifa. Judiciator is Dio. Liz is Elana. Arkman001 will be Rude. Mebo is Reno, and Oddfellow is Hojo. I'm Sepiroth, and aka Tifa is Aeris.

Oddfellow: HOJO!HOJO!HOJO!HOJO!

aka Tifa: I DON'T WANNA BE AERIS DAMMIT!

Oddfellow puts on a robe and cap and starts humming Pomp and Circumstance.

Tashi: No trading! Lets go!

Oddfellow: PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!

Gerudo Pimp: Shaddup Odd...

Oddfellow sings Spice Girls.

The Rock smashes his guitar over Odd's head.

Judicator: Thank you.

Gerudo Pimp: Let's get the damsel already!

Shoo: Hey, we didn't kill the purple thing yet!

ArkMan001: It's getting up!

The Rock: In moments of crisis, just stay calm.

The purple thing grows 10 times it's normal size.

The Rock: HOLY S**T! RUN!

The group starts running for their lives.

Liz: It's gaining on us!

Mebo: We need a car or something, we cant out run it!

Oddfellow: Blue moon, you saw me standing alone

Gerudo Pimp: NOOOOO!!!

Will our heros escape the purple thing? Will they EVER get to that damsel? Will Oddfellow shut up?

Find out, in the next installment of, THE Z-FILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

End of Chapter 6

Notes: Ok, it wasn't great, but I tried...