The Z-Files: Alpha to Omega - Arc 01 - Chapter 11
Chapter 11 - "Ending" by Gerudo Pimp
As we left off, aka Tifa ate the purple monster and became it,but is now cured.
Aaron: Well we can all change back to our normal selves now.
Meanwhile, everyone transforms back then hears a blood curdling scream.
Oddfellow: Is that our Damsel in distress down that dark, and spooky hallway?
aka Tifa, Gerudo Pimp, and Achilles: WHAT??!?!?
Odd: I said hmmmmmm..due to the... Hmmmmmm... Due to the high pitched noise of that scream that can be the only conclusion.
Tashi: Cut the crap Oddfellow. We are almost there.
Judicator: hmmm... This reminds me of when I was playing Grim Fandiago and I walked into that bar in Rubacava and...
Yet another blood curdling scream.
Odd: Hmmmmmm... Due to the high pitched noise of that scream, the only conclusion.......
aka Tifa: Odd, no one cares go eat a banana.
Oddfellow sits down and eats a banana, then tosses the peel in the beginning of the dark hallway.
The team hears not a blood curdling scream..but a "HELP ME QUICK!!"
Everyone runs toward it and slip on the banana peel. Everyone falls to the ground.
Odd: hehehe... ummm... well...TO THE DAMSEL!
Gerudo Pimp: We'll punish him later. Right now we got to get to that damsel. Be prepared for a long hike down this hallway...
Tashi: ummm Gerudo? It's only 5 feet long.
Gerudo: Oh, then let's go.
Everyone goes down the hallway and is amazed. They see Scooby, Shaggy, Fred, Daphne and Velma. They had rescued the damsel... and captured the bad guy.
Bad guy: And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids and that dog.
Scooby: Scooby dooby doo!
Aaron: HEY WAIT! That was our mystery!
Fred: Yeah, but we heard you were mean to scooby so we stole it.
aka Tifa: You dumb Bit**es. Let's go.
Everyone transforms into their characters.
Fred: Oh yeah well just have to do some transforming of their own.
The Scooby Doo gang turns into Midgar Zoloms
Tashi(sephiroth): Piece of cake.
Tashi jumps and slices them all in half.
Judicator: Now to see who the damsel was...
Everyone was amazed. It was.. .Queen Amidala.
Amidala: Thank you. The Galaxy is now a safer place.
Oddfellow: Will you marry me?
Amidala: Sorry. I'm engaged later in life.
Everyone but Odd: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAH!
End of Arc 01
Notes: That concludes the first episode of the Z-files. What will happen in the next episode? You will find out...maybe... Sorry if I left anyone out... It's been a while.
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