The Z-Files: Alpha to Omega - Arc 01 - Chapter 1.5

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Chapter 1.5 - "One too many F.t.L.o.T. Admins" by Aaron Hartman

When last we left our intrepid group of FBI investigators, Tashi was heading for the door.

Tashi: And guess what? I'm driving.

A group facefault ensued.

Tashi stops at the door and turns around.

Tashi: "Hmm... You know, I just realized that both Aaron and Saint Faucet are sporting "F.t.L.o.T.'s Admin" badges."

Everyone turns and stares at Aaron and Saint Faucet. Saint Faucet attempts to cover his shiny silver badge, while Aaron proudly displays his.

Oddfellow :"You know they do look similar... (gurgle)"

The CRAFT overtakes Oddfellow again and renders him unconscious.

Aaron looks at Saint Faucet. He scratches his head and walks around Saint Faucet. He crosses his arms and taps his foot. Saint Faucet nervously looks at everyone.

Aka Tifa: Didn't you say you came from the "land where no one has played FF6"?

Saint Faucet: Yeah, well...

Fantasylord snaps his fingers.

Fantasylord: I got it! You're from an alternate dimension!

Everyone scratches their heads and stares blankly at Fantasylord.

Fantasylord: See I was just watching a science documentary. Apparently, it is a mathmatical certainty that there are an infinite number of other universes. If there are an infinite number of alternate universes, then it means that every possibility exists in other universes. So, in other words, in this mad multi-verse of ours, there is a universe in which lives Tifa Lockhart, along with Cloud Strife and all the others. Pretty cool, huh?

Everyone continues to stare blankly at Fantasylord.

Achilles: So what does this have to do with Saint Faucet never having played FF6?

Fantasylord: He comes from a world that has never played FF6... therefore, he must be an alternate Aaron from another universe.

Everyone looks at Saint Faucet again. Aaron hops up and down pointing at Saint Faucet.

Aaron: I get it! You're my evil doppleganger come to eliminate me, take my place and destroy all that is good and wholesome in the world.

Saint Faucet: Curse you. I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

Scooby: And Scooby-Dooby-Doo!!!

Tashi: So what do we do with him?

Judicator: I can take care of that.

Judicator walks up next to the doppleganger. Saint Faucet nervously eyes the approaching FBI agent. Judicator concentrates for the briefest of seconds.

Judicator (screaming): BOOT TO THE HEAD!

Judicator kicks Saint Faucet in the forehead, sending him flying. Saint Faucet lands in a passing plot-hole and disappears from the Z-files universe (at least until someone writes him back into story continuity as a re-occuring bad-guy).

Judicator: Now that that's taken care of... where were we?

End of Chapter 1.5

Notes: This resolves my appearing in Episode 1 twice. It also resolves Odd's sudden resurgence of the CRAFT (to the point where he's not speaking in Episode 2). And yes, I did steal Fantasylord's explanation of alternate universes from his post on the F.t.L.o.T. discussion board (give credit where credit's due). My only regret is that I couldn't work Madcat in somehow... ah well. Everything can't be perfect I guess.

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