The Z-Files: Alpha to Omega - Arc 01 - Chapter 5
Chapter 5 - "No title" by Gerudo Pimp
Everyone is putting on their costumes. Tashi is assigning them.
Tashi: Ok, ME: sephiroth. aka Tifa: Aeris
aka Tifa: WHAT????????
aka Tifa starts to transform into the subteranean lava beast while Tashi is still assigning parts.
Tashi: Ok. Gerudo, you be Barret. Rock: Cid. Amanda: Yuffie. Achilles... Red 13. Madcat: Vincent. Shoo: Tifa. Judiciator: Dio. Liz: Elana. Arkman001: Rude. Mebo: Reno. Oddfellow: Hojo.
Oddfellow: HOJO HOJO!!
Mebo: Microsoft sucks!
Achilles: WAIT LOOK!
Aaron: My character was not assigned.
Gerudo Pimp: aka Tifa ate Saint Faucet.
Oddfellow: Hojo HOJO!!
Scooby doo: Rea!
Tashi: Goddammit Scooby..Get you doggie ass outta here. We don't need you! Why do you keep following us?
Scooby: Rhat!! (bites Tashi)
TAshi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR
Tashi turns into a parasitic armored arachnid.
Rock: HOLY f---ING SHIT!!!!
Oddfellow: Hojo HOJO!
Naturally, Scooby runs off like a little wuss.
aka Tifa and Tashi transform back into normal people.
aka Tifa: Well at least my hair don't look like skanks anymore.
Gerudo Pimp: Yeah, it is purple.
Rock: Dammit Pimp. Don't insult tifa or I may have to lay the smack down upon your candy ass!
Achilles: NO rock, he is right...
Madcat: Her hair is purple.
Aaron: DAMN. Look at her.
aka Tifa looks like that purple monster that she had just eaten.
Oddfellow: HOJO HOJO!
End of Chapter 5
Notes: Not as good as the last but SOMEONE please make it good. Thanx Aaron for getting me hooked on Scooby Doo!
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