(Scene - Armoury)
Gerudo Pimp: Guns! Guns! Guns! (Starts drooling.)
Tashi: That's disgusting!
Aka Tifa: And chewing your foot isn't?
Oddfellow: Mmmm... corn...
Everyone: ... WHAT?!!!
Oddfellow: Uhhh, nuthin' (Tashi beats Odd around the head with a sandwich.)
Tashi: (Realising.) Aah! Sandwich! (Scarfs it down, regardless of where she found it.)
Aaron: Can we just get the guns and leave? The sooner we do this job, the sooner we can get back and play Air-hockey!
Judicator: (Picks up a hefty rifle.) I'll have this thing!... What is it?
Oddfellow: What's it say?
Judicator: "Blackhead master 2000 - The supercharged way to rip away unsightly blackh---" EEEW!!! (Drops gun, wipes hand on coat.)
Tashi: THAT's disgusting! Hahaha!!!
Aaron: I'll just have this thing. (Picks up a hand-held pulse-laser.)
Gerudo Pimp: Hmmm... There's nothing here that I like.
Aka Tifa: What about this thing?
Gerudo Pimp: A standard C6-AA55 Impulse-charger?!
Aka Tifa: Not standard! The Wave-head's been lengthened, the Circular disengager has been re-sounded and the Saftor-degree alignment has been adjusted.
Gerudo Pimp: Oooookay. Fine, that'll do for me then.
Aka Tifa: As for me, I'll just take the good ol' grenades!
Tashi: I think... this cheap rip-off of a light-saber will do me... Oh and this packet of chewing gum... Oh, and this Cheese-burger.
Aaron: Where on earth do you keep getting this food from?
Tashi: ... I don't know...
Oddfellow: Right, well... Hmmm... Ummm... What do I take... Hmmm...
Tashi: Oh, just take your damned fly-swatter!!!
Oddfellow: Okay! (Grabs fly-swatter.) But I guess I'll take this "Teeny-tiny-Zappy-boomer" as well.
(Odd takes the small gun and has a close look at it, then faces it toward the targets and pulls the tiny trigger. An enormous bolt of yellow fire streaks accross the room, hurling Oddfellow 50 neters backwards into the computer room. The fire hits the target with devastating force and explodes at the size of a small atomic bomb, wiping out the wall of the headquarters and throwing the Agents backwards, also into the computer room, slamming into computers and breaking everything. Once the almighty gust of wind dies, everyone sits up painfully and observes that the whole side of the headquarters is blown into oblivion and people outside are staring in, shocked.)
Oddfellow: ... Oops. That's gonna cost.
(Scene - Oddfellow's room.)
Achilles: I was wondering when you guys were going to turn up.
Aka Tifa: There was a little... difficulty in the HQ.
Oddfellow: (Quietly, Downcast) Lets not talk about it, okay?
Tashi: So, what's the verdict? Are we going under?
Madcat: I dunno... I think I saw a tentacle under there.
Oddfellow: I think you'll find a lot of those under there. I've only been under once, to retrieve a maths paper. I was lucky to escape with my life!
Aaron: Is it really that dangerous?
Oddfellow: Most of it is fine, just a few rowdy lint-balls... But there's one thing I've seen that is extremely dangerous.
Judicator: What?
Oddfellow: I was young when I saw it, but it was enormous. I don't even remember what it was like clearly, but I do remember that it was a bright orange colour.
Aka Tifa: Ew! Orange! THAT's disgusting!
Shoo: Enough talk, let's just go under.
To be continued...
Aka Tifa: Hey! I wanted to be person to say the last line!
Shoo: Too bad, I got there first.
Aka Tifa: Oh man!
Shoo: Quit it! I'm last!
Oddfellow: A-T-T-T-T-That's all folks!
End of Chapter 1
Notes: I have no idea what I'm doing.
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